The Date Whisperer with Carson Simons

A tongue-in-cheek guide from the world's "best" and most loved expert. His series of helpful videos for boys and for girls will help you get the most from online dating.

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  1.   Mwanyigha says:
    Posted: 11 Dec 21

    I really love the video....but are there real men who are looking for the love itself....??? It's sad though cause it's not easy to find someone who just wants to be loved...men .... kindly stop asking for money from wemen.... thinking being single is a disability.... IT'S NOT.....

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  2.   Totthe says:
    Posted: 06 Feb 21

    Sound interesting, dont worry you'll find someone whose serious, everything happen for reason,that was sad

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  3.   NYGriego says:
    Posted: 27 May 16

    the only funny part was the mention of the rabies shot and her attitude, the rest was dull

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  4.   lohtuss says:
    Posted: 22 Mar 15

    This was hilarious in more ways than one, personally i feel that if your previous breakup was acrimonious or you are beating yourself up about it, you definitely need closure before you move on to the next relationship. It really is beneficial to have a/some carthartic moments prior to dating again or else you will spill all the toxic dross that's been storing up on some innocent person that just wants a chance to get to know you and love you.

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  5.   MsRemib says:
    Posted: 21 Feb 14

    Hehe that was funny! I know a couple of women like that.

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  6.   morash30 says:
    Posted: 04 Feb 13

    I'm still waiting for someone who really need love.

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  7.   preeskee says:
    Posted: 26 May 12

    This is bull. Just like men say women don't go for nice guys they go for jerks its the same thing with guys they don't respect nice girls -they dog em, but if you're a B*$@# they'll love ya forever.lol.

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  8.   mikkilana says:
    Posted: 29 Jan 12

    This is the first one I've seen. So funny! Very good way to give advice and plug in a lot of humor. Poor woman is transfering all of the badqualities of her ex to men she's just met - no wonder she's scaring everyone away.

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  9.   Sugahrush says:
    Posted: 07 Jan 12

    That was hilarious!! So can anyone tell me where I can get a good, gently used strait jacket? They should include vendor contact info in the credits. Sighhhh.

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  10.   subbob says:
    Posted: 15 Oct 11

    my kinda woman lol.....

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  11.   alext2963 says:
    Posted: 08 Sep 11

    "maybe she needs a rabies shot" hilaroius!

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  12.   daj53 says:
    Posted: 25 Aug 11

    that video was funny and unbelievably crazy.

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  13.   JustRon says:
    Posted: 12 Jun 11

    This is hilarious. I think I was married to her in my past.lol

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  14.   iish09 says:
    Posted: 11 Jun 11

    VERY FUNNY

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  15.   HollyM says:
    Posted: 05 Mar 11

    Very witty...I needed a laugh today and this did the trick!

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  16.   cutelilme says:
    Posted: 27 Feb 11

    I'm a lady and very much not a bitch. Why can't I find a guy who wants a sweet women?

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  17.   OneMereCat says:
    Posted: 08 Feb 11

    These video are hysterical...ROFLMAO

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  18.   fiveone says:
    Posted: 30 Jan 11

    that worked almost like a dog collar, lmao! in any event theres no need 4 women or men bashing in our society...it breaks down the spirit. good job carson:)

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  19.   Empress26 says:
    Posted: 17 Jan 11

    this video had me cracking up.. lol.... she to funny

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  20.   kissime says:
    Posted: 24 Dec 10

    Bill1 & lvdee, Unfortunately I've met a few as well. I wish people would take sometime to figure themselves out prior to even thinking of getting involved-especially romantically. I'm definitely ready for love. I just wish to meet a man of the same mindset. All of that negative energy is draining. I have such a chilled personality. But when you have someone constantly tensed & insecure--it makes the whole experience seem so surreal( in a bad way). I always want my man feel love. I never understand the need of constant bickering. My son asked me the other day "mommy, why do you always have a smile on your face?" that question made me so happy. I said "because I am happy" My co-workers said my son has my kind & happy spirit. Your company should always be & feel love. No one wants to be around a downer. It takes too much energy to bitch. Why would anyone want the last memory of them describe as toxic? Love should be so easy.

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  21.   lvdee says:
    Posted: 17 Dec 10

    Very funny -- met some men like that too

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  22.   Bill1 says:
    Posted: 01 Dec 10

    Wow, I met a few like her!

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